i think my mom watched the whole time
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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