If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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