...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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