Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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