Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
