So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Boobs speak an international language.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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