Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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