you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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