question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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