would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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