We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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