on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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