would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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