He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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