**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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