whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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