Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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