hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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