She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
