Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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