Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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