Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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