Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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