i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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