If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am one with the molecules
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
not ubering you a puppy
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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