She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Your dad touched me again.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm both gender and math confused
tell me about the fingering
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