There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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