I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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