in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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