You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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