Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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