umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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