I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
