Nicole vs. Life
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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