did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
