That's intense
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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