porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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