i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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