I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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