We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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