Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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