well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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