dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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