I wish i was in the wii world.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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