Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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