i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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