He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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she peed on how many people?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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