i barfeds in our rink
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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