I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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