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(703): View more from Virginia

capris are just wrong

(703): View more from Virginia

its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"

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(703): View more from Virginia

never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly

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(956): View more from Texas

If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show

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(970): View more from Colorado

You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way

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