I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just tell him i said nine months
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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