i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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