I hate all girls vehemently.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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