I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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