found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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